RANDOMODDNESS

A Virtual Portmanteau of Stuff...

Here’s a bunch of old stuff, not sure why I’m keeping it around (or, more importantly) why you’re interested in it).

But it’s not all of my old writing, the first wave of things I put on the Internet got lost. So anything before December of 2001 is just gone. After that, I was able to keep everything, but it’s not all public yet. The old articles have bad formatting and invalid links.

Anyway, have fun digging through my attic.

2001 - December

My first post.
Work isn't as exciting as I thought it would be.
Alright, the newness is wearing off.
Crap, I give up.
Man, I like The Tick.
I could tweak my Blog look and feel all day.
Make Windy
Funny how things work out.
Crap.
Internet Stalking for Dummies
Well, it's official.
Stalkless!
ToeTag is a Punk Rocker. ToeTag is a Punk Rocker...
Blown Away
Sleepless
Um...
Catcher.
Weekly Survey
Blog update
Stalker Answer
The best laid plans...
Query.
Rant
First Date Jitters
Blackouts...
TV
Stalking, medieval style...
Bad ToeTag...
Bloggishness
Stupid Snow
Ran into Soltero.
Blog Hobby
All I want for Christmas...
Dell doesn't get it...
Stalker Mail
*sniff*
Blog News
Stalker Mail
Ack!
The perfect combination of Testosterone and Humor
Amphetamine Mud
Keep the cards and letters coming
More Mail
A very special Christmas gift...
Sign seen at local florist:
A Christmas Classic?
Random Web Hit
Merry Christmas

2002 - January

I'm back, sorta
Why I avoid my family, Part 5
Poser of the day
Rude Dude
Cure for the blues.
New Year's resolution:
Stalker Aid?
It's official...
Playing Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park
Bull Headed
Tired
Geek Alert
For the record...
Epiphany (several days late)
Can you do this with your old tiller?
Happy Birthday Elvis
Note to self:
Interesting web statistic.
Surprise! Er, uh, nevermind...
Ain't too shabby at the Abbey!
Do the math.
Takes two to Tango...
Mini me!
Bonehead.
Nobody leaves here without singing the blues.
Counting the years.
Huh, huh, he said "organ"...
Get Paid to Look at Porn!
Merry Christmas! (again)
Shoveling Credit
Linkage
Gaming.
Woohoo!
Boston Squares
Irish Pubbing
Speaking of Irish Pubs...
I am a Defender-ship
She ain't doin' it right!
Christmas Gift
More fun!
Kismet
Silly Me.
Drunk and Naked.
Lunchtime!
Everyone Loves Haiku's!
Weather or not?
He's a real Haiku Man, sitting in his Haiku land...
I've created a monster...
profanity
Drunken Stupid
Random Fact
Sadness
I said I wouldn't, but I did...
Iron Chef RuleZ!
Quickie
Groupie in Denial
They're mocking me.
Banned!
A into B
Mail from Joe-Joe

2002 - February

Geek and proud of it!
Good Time
Samuel F'n Jackson
The Matrix (not the movie)
Happy Moment Writer.
more ack
Haiku 4 U
Poem Update
Special K
Pet Names
Highway Traffic
I'm a geek.
Not a Blog
You ALL suck!
Yawn
Happy Moments are passing you by.
Celebrities...
Winnie the Pooh, a Valentine for You
Time Away from the Computer
Chicken to post a haiku?
Nightmare
More Squirrel News
Bea deserves better...
Cheaper to Rent It
Changes
Sighing
Blog "post"...
Boston Joke
Trousers
Kick a little somthin' for the G's...
Cartoons
Silly Waitress.
Best Day Ever?
The moving truck just pulled out of the driveway...
First post from the new home!

2002 - March

Commercial Endorsement
Overheard
My first quiz.
Quick at the Polls
Can I use Shampoo?
Shopping
And More Ack!
Do U Hiaku?
Haiku Part Two
Dinner Rants
Sweet Happy Day!
Whitetail IPA

2002 - August

Sauzen wars, Round one: Pindersaus versus Satesaus

2002 - October

100 (give or take) things about Lee

2003 - May

Top 10 List

2003 - June

Punslinger from the West

2003 - September

Why I am not watching the third season of Alias.

2003 - December

Trip to Oklahoma

2004 - February

Trinidad - Now with more lime!

2005 - August

Looking...

2005 - September

Hit tracking plugins for Textpattern.

2005 - October

Thanks!
Ack and Back.
A syllogism, courtesy of Dave.
Shootings!

2005 - November

Coffee Tawk.
Bush Joke of the Day
Oh No!
Not the "Doink Doink" show...
PTTV
Quite a pear.
Sorry, those steaks are too high.

2005 - December

Not as ranty as it seems.
Thundersnow.
Those in the know, know. You know?
Oblogation

2006 - January

The Seinfeld Files
The Usual

2006 - February

Now in Xtra Large!
The word of the day is "Irony"...
It must be VD!
Seriously, it's a problem...

2006 - March

IKEA considers Iranian nuclear program
Sometimes the truth hurts...
If all else fails, run!

2006 - April

The big weekend plans...
Speaking of work.
Fly the amusing skies...
Three Random eMail facts.
How my day started.

2006 - June

Next stop, Davis Square!

2006 - September

Arrh, and ye should see the other bloke!

2006 - October

My balls are in the air.
ImWET.com

2006 - November

Wii Obtainment Strategy.

2006 - December

Beethoven's Fifth.
Why I need supervision, #1205.

2007 - January

How long does a poinsettia last?

2007 - February

Furnishings.
Fiscally Responsible.
The Good, the Bad, and the Fugly...

2007 - March

How not to be cool, lesson #102
Happy Evacuation Day!

2007 - May

...so that's the day I washed my hair with SPF 45.
Thanks for the note!

2007 - June

For example, I've been...
Why did Charlie only have three angels?
Good food, bad food, you know I've had my share.
Partying like a Kennedy.

2007 - July

There needs to be a breathalyzer attached to eMail.
Weird conversation.

2007 - October

Rockies versus Sockies.

2007 - December

Tis the season for Flash snowflakes.

2008 - January

10 Things I Learned in 2007.
Shampoo fascinates me.

2008 - February

Arrh, and it's driving me nuts...
Running Down a Drain (AKA, Petty Differences)
Music for a Shrinking World

2008 - April

Music for the Massive.
Lurex?

2008 - May

Qualifying Heat
Stamp out the Post Office!

2009 - January

Furious Writing.
Another week gone by...

2009 - February

3D or not 3D, that is the question...
The girl's out of town!
Rick!
New Outfit!
The Hardest Job in Football - The Atlantic (January/February 2009)
Why do I stay with you when I know it's so wrong?
Please swipe your finger here.
Love it, hate it.

2009 - March

Hopside Down
NEW MATH by Craig Damrauer
CSI. O. U.
Woohoo, we're going to Vegas!
I'll Psych you out in the end...
The Nicolas Cage Movie Plot Generator
Time Check
Time will tell...
Creebobby dot com
THRU YOU

2009 - April

You may be right...
Project Runway
Cake Wrecks: Botched Balloons
Famous Photos recreated in Lego by Balakov


rotating_conflusion2.png (PNG Image, 450x310 pixels)
GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs.
Curiobot
Do your research!

Done with the whining.
Dark Side of the Deathstar
Why I finally bought FinalDraft
Susan Boyle - Singer - Britains Got Talent 2009
Gadget Lab

Match this.

Laughters
Wishing.
YouTube
Couch Sports

Corcholat

Michael Crawford (aka Captain Toy)
halolz

2009 - May

lindsay-lohan-totally-looks-like-gollum
Geek Tyrant
guardian.co.uk
I Want a Boat


Do the "right" thing.
Squiffy's House Of Fun - Laugh For Multiple Sclerosis!
Transforming USB Flash Memory
Static: an Interactive Approach to Animation by Jack Lykins
Dimension Shift

2009 - June

It's All About the Bacon
Laugh-Out-Loud Cats on Flickr
ManBabies.com
Terminated discussion.
The One-Page Screenplay

2009 - July

Seinfeld
When technology fails you.
Master of Muppets
Natalie Dee: "America's Favorite Cracker"
Iron Man & Wolverine Anime Trailers
Technoupdate

2009 - August

business_card.jpg (JPEG Image, 1062x615 pixels) - Mozilla Firefox
ILKER YOLDAS
And then the accountant said....
mah tummy has a happy
Cool Stuff: Dexter Drink Coasters - Slash Film
A: They're both five letters.

2009 - September

Oh, beer-thirty!
Ugliest Tattoos
Mega-busy, mega-sorry.
There I Fixed It
BLDGBLOG: Book of Space
MSNBC
Top ways the Sundance Resort is like camp.
Why Sundance is NOT like camp.
Whirlwind.
A marvelous night for a Moondance.

2009 - October

Minimalist Movie Posters
Speculation.
Quick Update
Cthulhu
50-years-exploration
Shoe Box Blog
Zombie Survival Medkit Babydoll
Sick again.
Gulp Games!
Burger King selling a Windows 7 Whopper in Japan
Disney Epic Mickey Will Challenge Gamers
rcjohnso

2009 - November

Pearl Jam 10.31.09 (Halloween) Whip It video
Information Is Beautiful
The Daily Mail
10 in '10!
Skytopia
Expedition Week - The Head Shrinker
mental_floss Blog

2009 - December

Nancy Regan w/ Mister T
What I've been up to...
Michael Jackson

2010 - January

Random New Year.
The Oatmeal
pocahontas_avatar.jpg
doghousediariestablet

2010 - February

Palindrome Day
capslock
hello-kitty-chainsaw.jpg (JPEG Image, 1023x687 pixels) - Mozilla Firefox
The Small Condom Trade

2010 - March

Writing a spec TV script? Let me help.
mustache
This is why you're fat.
Walyou
tbot
bed
DesignVerb!
Geekologie
Axe Cop
ScriptFenzy 2010

2010 - April

Social Netowrking Future
Is my writing behind schedule? You bet!
ROCKYMEAT.jpg (JPEG Image, 411x570 pixels) - Mozilla Firefox
"So what's your script about?"
batman/vader
vafer mask
ComicsAlliance
San Francisco Restaurants and Dining
Turtle
birthday hamsters

2010 - May

MeatCards
io9
The Oatmeal
t-rex hoodie

2010 - June

Things Bears Love
"Lost" NES screenshot.
Unreality

2010 - July

Gizmodo

2010 - September

Walking Dead
For Vanessa, she's a Labradoodle gal...

2010 - October

Firefox
Emtpire Strikes Macbk
New Species of Tube-Nosed Bat Discovered in Papua New Guinea.
Duck!
On a honeymoon, BRB.

2010 - November

How to find the perfect wife.
Suddenly
ThinkGeek
Six Revisions
Hyperbole and a Half

2010 - December

Cracked.com

2011 - January

BuzzFeed
A Week of Geek

2011 - February

Shrinkwrapped Jesus

2011 - March

inception strip

2011 - May

The Valve Software store...
Duck Scam!

2014 - September

Nope, it's not an appendicitis.