Special K

Sunday · February 10, 2002 · 12:38 AM

Got junk mail from K-Mart today. They have their “Gifts from the Heart” Valentine’s special going on now. All Nascar-logo items are marked up to 70% off! I’ve never known a woman that would think a Joe Nemechek (go #26!) shirt was a romantic gift.

[fermenting can of warthog spittle]