Tuesday · January 29, 2002 · 11:45 PM

Florida town bans Satan. [film]

I’m not sure this is a good idea. If Satan is anything like me (and I’m not saying he is), then he’s likely to take this as a challenge. I’m obsessed with places I’m not allowed; say the Hershey chocolate factory (did you know that dead animals float in milk chocolate, but not dark chocolate?).

In a related note (sorta) I was at the Cantab Lounge last night and three people were thrown out. For the record – I didn’t have anything to do with it and neither did the performers. All About Buford did bring a tongue, which is extremely odd (they claim it was a beef tongue, but who can really tell). I enjoyed their music, but it makes me wonder if Shah is going to cook the tongue using BBQ or Shake and Bake.

Hm, I think I see another Haiku coming…