They're mocking me.

Tuesday · January 29, 2002 · 04:29 PM

I like Burger King’s Whoppers. Unfortunately there isn’t a Burger King near my place. I’d have to drive a couple hours to get to one (something I have considered, by the way).

Somehow, the “Conspiracy to Cause Me Grief” has found out about my Burger King deficiency and decided to taunt me by sending some coupons in the mail. To make matters worse, these coupons aren’t silly “30 cents off” sort of coupons – they’re for free meals if you can spell “C-A-T” and stuff like that…