Weather or not?

Tuesday · January 22, 2002 · 12:52 AM

Well we had three inches of snow on Saturday, as all Patriot fans know. Today it rained a bunch and I asked a friend if they thought someone forgot to turn on the cold.

They said “ah, imagine if all that rain had been snow!”

I thought “while we’re imagining things, how about imagining all that rain had been twenty dollar bills. Or, better yet, tapioca pudding.”

What I said out loud was “yeah, that would have been some snow storm.”