Friday · January 18, 2002 · 07:24 PM

Man, lunch is always an adventure.

There was a sale on those little pizza roll things at Johnny Foodmaster and I picked up a coupla boxes. (By the way, I like to put my fists on my hips, lower the pitch of my voice and say “Master of All Food!” whenever I talk about Johnny Foodmaster. It’s sort of hard to put your hands on your hips when sitting.)

I love these pizza rolls. I was going to write a haiku about them, but couldn’t remember the structure of the lines. Anyone with an idea can eMail me.

Speaking of bachelor cooking, you can’t eat Hormel Beef Stew out of the can. It has a layer of congealed fat on the top, which acts as a sort of shield against invading spoons…