A very special Christmas gift...

Thursday · December 20, 2001 · 03:46 PM

Not to get all Jack Handy, but I thought it would be cool to have a toy called “My First Crystal Meth Lab”. I think it would do well and could teach kids valuable lessons about running a successful drug business. It would be expensive to manufacture (especially with the free pager that’s included), but the big money is on the add-on kits of chemicals that are needed to make the crystal meth (Sodium Hydroxide, and Dilute Hydrochloric acid).

This could be more popular than the Crackwhore Barbie idea I had last year.