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It must be VD!

Tuesday · February 14, 2006 · 06:38 AM

You can tell that Valentine’s Day is here when the amount of viagra spam doubles and you see a KY commercial in the movie theater. It’s truly a mad, mad, mad, mad world.

The last real (ie, recurring) Valentine I had was around 7 years ago, then there was my Mom for a couple years. Last year I gave my sister flowers anonymously, but she did some Mars-like sleuthing and figure out it was me. This year I’ve got a low-key dinner and drinks planned with a friend, something that won’t involve lube and love pills – I won’t even get her flowers or chocolates.

As they say in the Red Sox Nation, “there’s always next year”.