If all else fails, run!

Thursday · March 30, 2006 · 08:31 PM

As you may have noticed, I have a penchant for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time and I’m lucky to be surrounded by friends and family that understand me. I’ll share a little trick for you, a trick that will let you say anything to a woman.

You take their hands in yours and kiss their fingertips while looking deeply into their eyes. Say anything you want to, for example “your feet smell like old cheetoes”. At this point you can look in their eyes and judge how much trouble you’re in, but the key here is that you’re holding their hands so they can’t hit you.

Why kiss the fingertips? Because I’m nothing if not romantic.