Arrh, and ye should see the other bloke!

Tuesday · September 19, 2006 · 01:33 PM

There are several advantages to getting up and starting the day quickly. I can shower in two minutes, dress in three and be out the door before the average person has time to hit the snooze alarm. The only problem is when the pillow has left a face wrinkle and I get on the subway looking hidiously scarred.

Nothing to do, but squint one eye and talk like a pirate.