Monday · October 30, 2006 · 12:59 AM

When you sign up for an on-line dating site, you expect to get rejected. Usually it’s by the women on the site, not from the people that run the site.

I filled out a form on ImmatureMenWithExoticTastes.com (not the actual name) writing in my usual joking manner, then clicked the submit button. The people that run the site have to review everything that’s posted and they rejected what I’d written! My humor has always been on the “odd” side, but I never thought of anything I said as being objectionable. So I reread my application to see what I’d done wrong.

Either they don’t like people that admit that they’re from Lawton Oklahoma or they don’t like the implication that I had sex with corpses.