How not to be cool, lesson #102

Sunday · March 04, 2007 · 07:25 PM

Some people are just born cool, I haven’t been as lucky. When I was in Starbucks, the barrista asked me if I was whistling the Celine Dion song from Titanic. “Yes,” I said, “it’s been stuck in my head for three days.” Instead of stopping there, I went on to explain that I’d heard it on an episode of Gilmore Girls.

I should write a book, sort of a warning for others.