There needs to be a breathalyzer attached to eMail.

Saturday · July 28, 2007 · 01:33 PM

Harry the Hyphen goes on Holiday, a Peter Punktuation Tale
by Lee Stewart

“I need to use a compound expression, but Harry is gone” said Peter, “what should I do, Mr Comma?”

“I don’t know, I really miss him. I’m sorry I called him a dirty, rotten hippy,” replied Carl Comma.

Peter brightened. “It could be worse, my girlfriend is missing her period!”

be thankful I didn’t make a joke about Peter’s colon!